Snow? Yeah, if you read this...

I live in an area where it's predicted that we will have a snow storm tomorrow. Yes! I've been waiting for this all year. Frolicking in the fields with my furry friends, sledding down the slippery slopes in my ski suit...the possibilities are endless.

Except, I always wish for a day off and it never happens. When I wake up every day at 6 a.m., the first thing on my mind is, "Is there school today? I hope not!" And you know what? Every single time I ever think that WE HAVE SCHOOL! I still have to drag my sorry butt out of bed, step into the scalding hot shower, choke down some excuse-for-breakfast at an indigestible hour and dash into the building (narrowly avoiding the bell, of course...) And I do this all while attempting not to fall asleep. (Taking a quick snooze on the shower floor doesn't only make for an unstretchable crick in my neck, but it messes up my entire shampooing-and-conditioning schedule. God forbid I mess up the exact times of my hair washing!)

Obviously, we need to work on our day-off tactics. Assemble the armies, girls. The silly little snow dances maybe worked in maybe elementary school, but that was years ago. We're in high school now and these games just aren't going to cut it. I'm proposing a plan. DON'T wish for a day off tomorrow. Pretend to care less on whether or not we go to school tomorrow! Everyone, take off the statuses promoting snow on your Facebook. Come on, it's just getting repetitive anyway. Refraining from doing the snowflake dance, the snow-angel dance, the snowman dance, or any sort of strange ritual that includes the words "snow" and "dance" in the same sentence.

I'm reverting to a timeless classic... the"Opposite Day" bit. It always worked in first grade.

(P.S. Guys, please wear pajamas. And wear them the right way. No more of this ridiculous inside-out nonsense. For God's sake, we don't want to see any of that.)