About Me...

So, I've been writing a lot on here. You know, here and there, maybe a few laughs. But I've been getting some requests to reveal who exactly is hiding behind that screen. Here goes.

Hi, my name is Maxine. I enjoy fine dining and taking long walks on the beach with my dog.

Hahahah not really. Fa seriush, now. I love mogul skiing. I'm a USSA Eastern Freestyle mogul competitor. Sounds fancy, eh? (Yeah, I've been to Canada too.) Umm...la la la...I like tacos. I write a lot. My favorite color is purple. I have two giant dogs named Porkey and Cloie. (Note to anyone who is thinking of purchasing a large dog: large dogs go to the bathroom. Largely.) I love sweatpants but wear jeans more often than not. I wear three necklaces at all times: my Best Friends necklace (I have the Best, she has the Friends), a piece of coral tied to a string (the wish I made when I put it on is supposed to come true when it falls off), and a fancy heart necklace my grandparents gave me. I loove Diet Coke, but hate regular Coke. It makes me mad when I order a Diet Coke and the waiter asks, "Is Pepsi okay?" No, Pepsi is NOT okay! Did I ORDER a Pepsi?!

Who even drinks Pepsi anyway? Neanderthals. That's who.

So there ya go. Can I get back to writing now, please?!