hey there.

In between Facebook stalking, heading to the gym, and crafting seemingly endless essays, students have it bad. Maybe my interesting accounts with rivers, hair-straightening socialites, Spanish speaking foreigners and research papers will encourage you to crack back open that African-American Literature textbook and study a little more. Or maybe it will encourage you to ponder the latest People magazine with a hefty serving of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey. Who knows?



Friday, February 12

The Worst Blogger Ever?

Oh, hey there!

Well, I'm a terrible person.

Yes, that may be hyperbole, but no, I 'm not exaggerating that much. It's been a while since I've written a blog post. I know, I'm sorry! I've left y'all hangin'...and I feel bad.

The truth is, I've been doing some amazing things in this several month span. (You know, besides saving the world and all that.) I've teaveled to different states and even different countries; I've started another year of school (which is just riveting, believe me); and I've even managed to finally buy a new cell phone

So, please forgive me, and look out in the future for some upcoming things I've been concocting underneath my very large forehead.

Right now, I'm writing from Sugarloaf, ME, where I may or may not have torn my left ACL in a freak shmelting accident.

(Yes, shmelting accident IS from Austin Powers Goldmember. I'm not sure what it is, but it sounds cool, and I had an accident, so I'm using it.)

At least one good thing has come out of this. I spent $17.01 on cookie dough. Just cookie dough. Of the sugar variety, to be exact. (Which I don't plan to cook first before eating, mind you.)

Salmonella, be afraid. Be very afraid.

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